Low Definition or: My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nachos

Perhaps the public wouldn't be so skeptical of the Pluto decision if its suggested planetary guidelines were less vague, but that doesn't make the event any less groundbreaking.

In fact, the line of reasoning employed by this decree will likely ripple across disciplines into the field of human biology: any day now, we will hear it announced that Gary Coleman is no longer considered to be a person.